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Snill sønn:

http://www.break.com/index/prank-on-parents-goes-bad.html
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Man Swallows mic and chokes while singing
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InnleggSkrevet: 07 12 08 21:30    Tittel: Re: Tråden for vitser og morsomme videoklipp. Svar med Sitat

Katt glødende engasjert i boksing - det endelige bevis på at vi blir påvirket av vold på teve: Selv dyra tar skade av det.
http://fliiby.com/file/45303/txwvbcwhmo.html
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7qmJc0lk9o&feature=related


Mwahahaha sånn burde vi gjøre med crazy frog!!!!
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InnleggSkrevet: 09 12 08 21:43    Tittel: Svar med Sitat

JEGEREN

En mann satt på en bar og skrøt: - Jeg kan gjenkjenne dyreskinn og alle skuddhull i blinde, bare ved å føle på dem!
De andre gjestene tok han på ordet, inngikk veddemål og gav han bind for øynene. Så la de hånden hans på et dyreskinn. Jegeren trengte bare to sekunder: - Løveskinn, skutt med kaliber 44! Også neste skinn tok han på strak arm: - Antilope, skutt med kaliber 38!
Jegeren sjanglet fornøyd hjem, god og full etter å ha drukket opp hele gevinsten sin. Neste morgen våknet han med en diger blåveis på det ene øye, og spurte sin kone: - Hva skjedde?
- Du kom hjem drita full i natt, og da du hadde lagt deg stakk du hånden ned i trusen min og sa: - Grevling, drept med øks!
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InnleggSkrevet: 17 12 08 00:05    Tittel: Svar med Sitat

Vet ikke om denne er postet tidligere i tråden, men det er iallefall brukt humor i et viktig men sykt tema for våre nye landsmenn:


[/url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrt-nG-OhgY[url]

Team Antonsen - debatt om muslimske begravelser. [/url]
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Flere morsomme klipp fra Team Antonsen:

Naturfotografen:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VOxufnY9ahI

Hjemme hos Haakon Børde:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8Si5FrLT2Fc

På litteraturens stier:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kMuMzgIm-rg
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De gale, men kanske også glade? 30-årene, med oppfinnelser som ikke virker.
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Giant smokerings!
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Kandidater til årets "Darwin Award":


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Obama and the Winds of Change (Deja Vu Remix)
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Pallywood Production Goes Wrong
Insurgent Mortar Team Got OWNED By Their Mortar In Iraq
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Obama Speak Interpreted - Liberal Translation
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So You Want to Boycott Israel?
A handy guide on divestment from the evil Jewish State, with some key tips and points you won't find anywhere else!
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InnleggSkrevet: 15 01 09 23:07    Tittel: Svar med Sitat

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Conflict in The Middle East: A Progressive History

The People's Cube

From the beginning of time, there was a place called "Palestine" which was inhabited exclusively by the biggest gift to humankind: Palestinians. Their culture flourished, their peaceful people prospered, and their model nation was to become the jewel of the world. Their language was Arabic, their religion was Muslim (pronounced "MOOZ-lem"), but regrettably, all evidence of their governments, their currency, their laws, their scientific, technological, philosophical, and artistic accomplishments were destroyed. By whom? Keep reading.

In the 1940s, Nazi Germany was determined conquer the world. They had a two-pronged strategy:

1. Exterminate gay men
2. Defeat World Socialism

Led by Hitler, and funded entirely by Prescott Bush, the Nazis mercilessly committed atrocities such as having no concern for global warming and remaining silent on the issue of American slavery reparations. Fortunately, The Soviet People's Armies defeated the fascists - even though they failed to liberate Western Europe in the process.

As a consequence of the European War, the Jews, as capitalist fascists, needed a place to regroup. And so, they attacked the most vulnerable people in the world: The peaceful Palestinians. Without warning, the Jewish invasion of Palestine commenced. Immediately, neighboring Arab countries tried to defend themselves against this invasion, but their pacifist ways led to a quick defeat at the hands of the violent and blood-thirsty Jews - who also exterminated most of the Palestinians.

And yet, the surrounding Palestinian/Muslim population remained at peace. Frequently, the cry "Peace be upon you, Jew!" was heard from the antiwar sanctuaries called "mosques". Meanwhile, the Jews named their entity "Israel", and named their imperialistic goal of Middle East (and world) domination "Zionism".

Over the years, Zionist aggression has taken many forms. Certainly, the 1967 and 1973 wars of conquest were a major component of their strategy. But, more recently, they have been sending Jewish teenagers into the Muslim lands to detonate themselves as suicide bombers. (If you are unfamiliar with this, may I remind you that the Jews also successfully concealed the history of the Nation of Palestine.)

The Israeli parliament (called "Arabfrei" in German) has made the destruction of Arab Nations their only goal. Never mind that Arab countries were repeatedly offering land to Israel to make peace. (Remember, Arabs are Sun People, and peace is the essence of their nature.) When Egypt offered the Sinai Peninsula to Israel in 1967, for instance, the Zionist response was "Death to Arabs! Death to Muslims!" And the bombings continued, as Jews murdered Arabs on buses in Cairo, in clubs in Damascus, and in mosques in Mecca.

Then came "9/11" and everything changed. The Israeli secret service flew hijacked airplanes into the World Trade Center, The Pentagon, and a mosque constructed in a Pennsylvania corn field. (Assuming, of course, that the events of "9/11" happened at all.) The Amerikkkan president, George W. Bush, grandson of Nazi Prescott Bush, immediately exploited "9/11" to ally with the Zionist capitalist fascists in an all-out war against Islam, The Arabs, People of Color everywhere, and the Transgendered Community.

The Holocaust began in Iraq, where Bush began to conveyor-belt our children into the Middle East Death Machine. Army Rangers, Marines, and all the other military branches comprised of our helpless little babies, were sent into the grim muddled morass of the Middle Eastern quagmire. Without a plan, without hope, and without a shred of decency, the monsters of the military went to work in the new Abu Ghraib extermination camp, though they paused when a single brave woman, Mother Cindy Sheehan, demanded that our children be returned to our bosoms.

But the slaughter continued. The Amerikkkan drive for oil and the Zionist instinct for violent racial oppression worked in tandem to methodically annihilate our Islamic brothers and sisters. The Zionist rockets, thousands of them, were raining on what was left of Palestine and Lebanon -- until one day, a plea was heard from Lebanon. "Please, let us live in peace." This cry was echoed in the highest levels of government in the beleaguered Syria and Iran. "Please, can't we all just get along?"

Enraged, the Zionist war machine arose, and swore to obliterate any remnant of the Muslim world. The bloated Zionist pigs openly stated that their goal was world domination, and would not stop until their racist "Star of David" flew on top of every capital from Casablanca to Jakarta. Then they mercilessly attacked the Nations of Palestine and Lebanon, explicitly singling out civilians for death, torture, and the cruelest medical experiments. Worse than Hitler, indeed; this Jewish apple didn't fall far from the Nazi tree.

The future is very grim. Amerikkka's complicity removed the stabilizing influence of Saddam Hussein and his benevolent heirs. The cries of anguish from the European capitals are being ignored. The progressive demonstrations are not being effective.

But we can hope. We can hope for a return to a protective anti-Zionist umbrella of a reinvigorated Soviet Union under the leadership of President Putin. We can hope that the Iranian people will defend themselves from the Zionist nuclear threat. We can hope that the growing Islamic populations of Europe will be translated into political and military control. We can hope that assistance from a "white knight" such as Kim Jong-Il will be forthcoming.

And we can hope for the quick destruction of the fascist, capitalist, racist, homophobic, and sexist Amerikkka, the world's second-biggest threat.
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Fred Thompson on the Economy
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Tenk om det hadde startet sånn ...

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A Catholic Bishop Denying Gas Chambers
Kim Jong Il Announces Plan to Bring Moon to North Korea

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Woman bites driver over non-hybrid bus

Daily News - January 23rd 2009

Going green was a cause she could really sink her teeth into.

The frantic passenger who bit a veteran driver's arm was upset that his bus wasn't a hybrid, he said Thursday.

"She came on the bus, and she said she waited more than an hour for a hybrid," said MTA driver Peter Williams, 42. "I said, 'I'm not in control of what bus is assigned to me.'"

Williams, a dad of two who is in the Navy Reserves, plans to take a little time off after Wednesday's bizarre attack on an uptown M104 bus.

The woman, Shelia Bolar, 49, started hollering at Williams soon after she boarded the Broadway bus on the upper West Side.

When her rant was done, she she grabbed his arm.

"Miss, don't touch me while I'm operating the bus," Williams warned Bolar.

At W. 79th St., Williams let passengers off and gestured to a dispatcher he called for help.

"That's when she bit me. ... I couldn't believe it."

Bolar chomped through a jacket, a sweater and a thick shirt, causing a bruise and swelling but not breaking skin.

"She bit through all that," said Williams, still shocked.

And then she fled - but cops nabbed her blocks away. Bolar, who faces assault charges was held without bail, pending a psychiatric exam.

Williams was released from St. Luke's Hospital and plans to return to work soon. "I hope it doesn't happen again," he said.
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Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Proximity skrev:
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Jeg tror Dr KC prøver å bli berømt, og kanskje få synge i en Solo-reklame? Smile Remember Olga Marie Mikalsen? Vakker låt av henne til minne:
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Jeg hørte på kommisjonen (Antonsen/Golden) på P4 som anbefalte denne videoen Embarassed

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A Norwegian journalist was in Washington to interview Reagan.

Journalist : So, what do you think of Norway's Prime Minister, Gro Harlem Brundtland?

Reagan : I don't like communists!

Journalist : But, Mr.President, she's a social democrat!

Reagan : I don't care what kind of communist she is.
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InnleggSkrevet: 05 02 09 01:56    Tittel: Svar med Sitat

Det er visst ikke bare bare å kjøre bil i St. Petersburg!

"Putinismen" råder visst trafikken også!
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InnleggSkrevet: 05 02 09 23:39    Tittel: Svar med Sitat

En kompis i Israel sendte denne til meg idag:

"At the end of the financial year the local Inland Revenue office sent an inspector to audit the synagogue in Plymouth. While he was checking the accounts he turned to the Rabbi and said " You seem to purchase an awful lot of candles. What do you do with all the drippings and stubs?"

The rabbi replies " We save them up and periodically we send them back to the candle maker who recycles them and then sends us a complimentary box of candles"

The auditor was somewhat disappointed that the Rabbi had been able to answer his unusual question in such a practical and "green" fashion. But he went on in his obnoxious way "You also purchase a lot of bread/wafer items. Can you tell me what happens to all the crumbs?"

"Ah - yes" replied the Rabbi, "We collect them up and then send them back to the bakers who recycle them and then send us a complementary box of wafers back."

" I see" said the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the old Rabbi. "Well Rabbi," he continued, "What do you do with all of the old foreskins from the many circumcisions that you perform?"

"Oi vey!" exclaimed the Rabbi " You think that we would waste such a valuable resource? No, of course we don't. We send all of the surplus to the Tax Office - and once a year they send us a complete prick.""

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Stupid Quotes
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Turning er ikke hva det engang var:

The amazing Paul(a) Hunt.

Paul(a) Hunt performs on balance beam at the 1988.

Paul(a) Hunt gymnastics floor exercise
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Funny Gymnastics

Passe crazy!
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Dolphin play bubble rings

Dette er forbausende! Kan noen forklare hvordan dette er mulig?
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